Wednesday 11 June 2014

THE ABSURD POEM; for your amusement!!





It was in the season of winter in my homeland, Ghana
My landlord had paid his rent, oh, what an honour!
As warm as winter was, I set off through the snowy streets
Destination, Kumasi beach just for some fresh air
I laid topless on the green shores of the ocean
Soberly reflecting on my retrospective prospects
And hoping that the nice lady walking by, would fall to the ground
Just for my amusement
Peradventure, the spirits heard my thoughtful desires
She tripped and fell flat
With smiles on my face, the ‘inner-me’ whispered;
“couldn’t you have made a better wish?”
I stretched forth a helping hand
As if to atone for my dream come true
Oblivious of my thoughts, she deemed it a kind gesture
And then I saw the beauty in her eyes
Many men would be damned to let her slip through their fingers
But I whispered to myself;
“if only I had seen her clearer at the first glance….”
The inner-me retorted;
“what then would you have wished for”
I whispered back to myself;
“I would  have wished for her, a heavier fall and a counter effect
of loosing two of her teeth”
I watched my watch as I helped her up
Smiled at her and walked away without uttering a word
I heard her murmur behind me;
“what a kind but strange man”
Well, I got home safely
But as I reached for my pocket to get my keys,
I lost balance, fell flat and broke two of my teeth
And so, another wish became a distorted  reality!!!!

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